Not great.
Not terrible.
But Shockingly Drinkable.
Thoughtfully sourced and carefully roasted coffee that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
A Few Things You're Probably Wondering
Quick answers to the questions that usually come up before ordering.
Yes. And also no. The name is self-depreciating. The coffee is not. We roast fresh quality beans, and care about what goes in the bag. We just don't think drinking coffee needs to come with a manifesto. It's really good coffee. We just don't need to yell about it.
Orders typically ship within 3-5 business days. Once it’s on the way, delivery usually takes 3–5 business days depending on your location.
Yes. Because running out of coffee is a preventable problem. Subscriptions ship automatically at your selected interval and can be paused or canceled anytime. No weird hoops.
